So, as you all should know (faithful readers, you!)
My little sister got married about 6 weeks ago or so.
I was probably about 11 or 12 when my mom & step dad (Lacey's dad) got divorced. He lives in Decatur, so we moved there when they got married. He had two nephews that, I believe, one was one year younger than me, the other a year younger than Leah.
So, needless to say, the younger ones had to play together, because the older ones were too cool.
We moved back to WF when my mom was pregnant with Lacey. I was probably 8 or 9. We would still go visit his family in Decatur. It was always fun. Ya know, the parents outside, drinking beer, the kids, running wild....doing whatever they wanted.
Anyways.....I'm getting off track of the point of this post!
I hadn't seen any of Lacey's family since I was probably 11. I did see Steven (Lacey's dad) a few times over the years. Once when Gavin was born, then he came to my Paw Paw's funeral....which I thought was really sweet. Maybe a few more times in between.
ANYWAYS......so at the wedding I was so excited to find out that Pam, Richard, and Josh were coming. I hadn't seen them in years. Josh is the cousin closest in my age, Richard & Pam are his parents.
Obviously, over the.......what? 23 years....people change. I recognized Richard & Pam right off the bat. They were adults when I'd seen them last, and they looked the same. A little older, a little thinner, but still looking good. They said they wouldn't have even recognized me, 23 years on a kid does that.
Which is why Josh had to be pointed out to me.
Double take.
What? What?
My little hellion step cousin turned into a hottie!!
Ok, so I know the wedding was like 6 weeks ago or so, and I'm just now writing about it.
But while me & my family were on vacation (visiting my sister at her new house in San Antonio), it came up.
I texted my mom & Leah and told them that I tried to get my Aunt Lisa to stop in Decatur, but she wouldn't do it!
My mom replied,"You need to NOT go there, you'll end up in trouble with that cutie pie."
Obviously, my mother & I had already had the discussion about what a hottie he grew up to be.
So I responded "haha" and she replied, "he is gorgeous tho".
True Story.
Ok, I'm going back & forth here, but after the weekend of the wedding, one of the first things I mentioned to my co workers was how good looking my "ex-step-cousin...in law?" turned out to be.
Then I was like....yeah Lacey said his wife is super sweet.
(Debbie Downer sound effect goes in here....something along the lines of,"whaaaaanwhhaaaaaa".
It was then Misti (my fellow receptionist) pointed out the fact that I am only attracted to unattainable men.
She said,"You are so anti-relationship that you only like guys that are married....or Alexander Skarsgard. "
Hey, I'm pretty sure Alexander Skarsgard is single.....is she saying I don't have a chance with him??? Rude.
Then there was the sexy Fed Ex guy that used to deliver at my job. HUGE crush on him.....yep, he was married. We nick named him FedSex. ;)
Unfortunately, he no longer works our route. Either he quit, or he said,"take me off the route where the crazy receptionist is constantly undressing me with her eyes!!"
Haha.
I laugh, but how sad would that be if it were true!
So, I told my co workers, no way! If my "ex-step-cousin...in law?" we're to get divorced, I'd totally go out with him. They were like,"really?"
Welllll, the more I thought about it, the more I realized....no, I wouldn't. He was once family.
That's weird. By blood or not, that's weird!
Then I started thinking about when we used to play and get dirty and have fun, and it reminded me of something I hadn't thought of in YEARS!
One day, we were playing in a tent in his room, and well, let's just say...we played, "show me yours, I'll show you mine". Haha.
C'mon on now! Every little kid has that other kid (opposite sex, hopefully....) that they showed their privates to!!!
He was mine. Funniest thing about it, we had been playing on walkie talkies all day.
One was in the tent with us and as we were pulling up JUST THE TOP PART of our shorts, we hear my step dad...in his deep voice......."what are y'all doing?!"
I thought we were busted! I thought one of us must have had on knee on the walkie talkie and they could hear us saying,"show me yours first".
Maybe they knew, maybe they didn't. But we didn't play that game again after that.
Although, I was tempted to see if he wanted to play the game again, at the reception. Just like old times, man! Haha.
I kid. I kid.
So anyways, point of this story is that my co workers finally brought it to my attention. I unintentionally sabotage potential relationships and I am only attracted to unattainable, unavailable guys.
But I still say if Skarsgard ever met me.... He'd totally want me.
Then I think......hmmmm, I'm actually attracted to Eric on True Blood....his confidence, his arrogance, his freaking sexiness. I'd probably be disappointed in the actual man. Because I would expect him to be just like the character he plays in True Blood.....and bite me :)
I do love being single; doing what I want, when I want, without having to answer to anyone.
So maybe I subconsciously am only attracted to guys I know I'd never have a chance with.
It's still fun to have crushes!
Besides, fantasy is always better than reality.
Now, let's be honest.....who was the first kid you swiped private part peeks with? Misti told me who hers was!
;)