In the words of the sexy Justin Timberlake....

What goes around...comes back around.

just sayin'.

Yesterday I was so freaking hungry! I wanted a yummy Pat's burger and fries! YUM!

So, one of my coworkers was nice enough to go pick some up for everyone.
She gets back and I am starving!!! I clock out and dig in!!
I'm enjoying my burger, when all of the sudden....I bite down on something hard.

WHAT THE F*CK?!?
Ok, I'm so not a cusser, but that is what went through my mind.
What the fuck was that hardness that I just bit on???

I was scared to look.
But I did....and THIS is what I saw:

A freaking PLASTIC roach.

Then I turn around and see Michelle laughing.
I threw it at her and called her a bitch...of course.
After the feeling that I had to VOMIT went away...I had to admit it was funny.

But she must know that she has it coming.
There will be revenge.

If anyone has any suggestions, I will gladly take them.

I need to get this girl good.

For real.