Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Ew. Stop, please.

Ok, I work at the Endoscopy Center. I wear cute little scrubs with an Endoscopy Center logo. I just want to say that just because I am wearing these scrubs, that does not give you a free card to discuss your hemorroids with me. I don't even know if I spelled hemorroids right. That's because I could care less about learning about it. So, when I walk into the convenience store and come up to the counter with my bottle of water and ask for a pack of cigarettes, just ring up my water and cigarettes. Please don't say,"Oh, you work at the Endo-scopee Center?" "Yes, I do." But that's NOT have you pronounce it!!! And don't say,"Let me ask you a question. How long should I go before calling a doctor about my bleeding hemorroids?" EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! I am a freaking receptionist!!! I don't know!!! You're making me gag!! I don't see butts! I don't do procedures!! I know nothing!! I just work there!!! This is not something that has just happened once. It's has happened more than a few times. I'm scared to go anywhere in public until I go home and change out of my scrubs!!
Sick. Sick. Disgusting. Really.

I'm just saying.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Lucinda Williams

Are you alright?
All of the sudden you went away.
Are you alright?
I hope you come back around someday.
Are you alright?
I haven't seen you in a real long time.
Are you alright?
Could you give me some kind of sign.
Are you alright?
I looked around me and you were gone.
Are you alright?
I feel like there must be something wrong.
Are you alright?
'Cause it seems like you disappeared.
Are you alright?
'Cause I been feeling a little scared.
Are you alright?

Are you sleeping through the night?
Do you have someone to hold you tight?
Do you have someone to hang out with?
Do you have someone to hug and kiss you,
Hug and kiss you, hug and kiss you?
Are you alright?

Are you alright?
Is there something been bothering you?
Are you alright?
I wish you'd give me a little clue.
Are you alright?
Is there something you wanna say?
Are you alright?
Just tell me that you're okay.
Are you alright?
'Cause you took off without a word.
Are you alright?
You flew away like a little bird.
Are you alright?
Is there anything I can do?
Are you alright?
'Cause I need to hear from you.
Are you alright?

Are you sleeping through the night?
Do you have someone to hold you tight?
Do you have someone to hang out with?
Do you have someone to hug and kiss you?
Hug and kiss you, hug and kiss you?
Are you alright?

Are you alright?
Are you alright?
Hey...

Friday, June 12, 2009

Annabel Aid '09

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Do it. Do it. do it. do it.

Annabel Aid '09

Maybe I'm overreacting. I've been known to do that.

I think my neighbor is a stalker. Not like a creepy male stalker, but like a "Single White Female", I'm watching you-type stalker. She's stopped me numerous times just to say random things or ask random questions. Some of the things she's said to me:
"Wow, you must have a lot of energy! You're always on the go."
"Where do you work? I hear you every morning getting in the shower around 4 a.m."
"How much money do you make?"
"How do you afford to live and raise two boys on your own?"
I don't know. Maybe I watch too many movies. But she weirded me out a little!
In fact, should I be writing about her now? What if she reads this? Then gets crazy?
Or maybe she just doesn't have any friends :( That would be sad. But honestly, I don't have time for the few friends that I do have....so, sorry chick. Find someone else to play 20 questions with.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Be Positive. :)

HANDY LITTLE CHART - GOD HAS A POSITIVE ANSWER


YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES


You say: "It's impossible."
God says: "All things are possible." ( Luke 18:27)

You say: "I'm too tired."
God says: "I will give you rest." ( Matthew 11:28-30)

You say: "Nobody really loves me."
God says: "I love you." ( John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 )

You say: "I can't go on."
God says: "My grace is sufficient." (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)

You say: "I can't figure things out."
God says: "I will direct your steps." (Proverbs 3:5- 6)

You say: "I can't do it."
God says: "You can do all things." ( Philippians 4:13)

You say: "I'm not able."
God says: "I am able." (II Corinthians 9:8)

You say: "It's not worth it."
God says: "It will be worth it." (Roman 8:28 )

You say: "I can't forgive myself."
God says: "I forgive you." (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)

You say: "I can't manage."
God says: "I will supply all your needs." ( Philippians 4:19)

You say: "I'm afraid."
God says: "I have not given you a spirit of fear." ( II Timothy 1:7)

You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated."
God says: "Cast all your cares on ME." (I Peter 5:7)

You say: "I'm not smart enough."
God says: "I give you wisdom." (I Corinthians 1:30)

You say: "I feel all alone."
God says: "I will never leave you or forsake you." (Hebrews 13:5)


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