True Story, My Friend.

I checked in a patient today that was 50+ years old.

He was wearing a Marvel t-shirt.

I thought....wow, that's....odd.

Then.....

As he was signing his paperwork, I noticed he was wearing a Superman RING!

I'm not kidding.

Then, as I put on his ID bracelet......I noticed he was also wearing a Mickey Mouse watch!!

WTF?!?

This guy was married. Weirdo.

As he walked away.....dude, I'm not joking...he was wearing some kind of Marvel jacket....it was either Green Lantern or The Incredible Hulk...or something.

I don't know.

Crazy, man. Crazy.

Silly girls.....

As I was saying last week...my coworkers are so dirty. and maybe a little immature!!! I remember playing this game when I was in like.....8th grade?? Friday we had a potluck and someone brought fortune cookies. What do you do with fortune cookies??? Oh....you know...you add "in bed" at the end. Yeah...when you were like 13, ya did. And apparently when you're in your late 20's, 30's, and 40's. So, this is what my fortune cookie said:

"Happier days are definitely ahead for you. Struggle has ended."

.....IN BED!!! haha. Also, of course, this MUST be true...because I got my hair cut AND colored!

And my fingernails were painted!! The girls are convinced I have a secret boyfriend. One of the girls even has me being secretly pregnant. Don't you just love offices full of girls?? good times, I tell ya!! good times. haha.

Tis the season.....

Gotta loooove Christmas time!
So, part of Zac's therapy is learning to be alone without freaking out. Like, at bedtime. He starts getting scared, being in his room by himself, in the dark. The doctor said he needs to lay there and focus on clearing his mind, calming it so he can fall asleep.
Well, he told me he was ready for bed at 7 last night! I let him lay down at 8 and watch tv for a bit....or until he fell asleep. He came in my room at 10:30, crying, saying,"I can't calm my mind! I'm trying, but I keep thinking about Santa coming. I can't fall asleep and he's not going to come!!"



So, I made Gage lay down with Zac until Zac fell asleep. Gage said he was immediately out. haha. Poor guy.

I was up until about 11:30 watching my True Blood my mom bought me!! Woot, woot!! Seasons one AND two!!! Love it!!



Then I checked to make sure the kids were asleep, and Santa put the presents out.
Theeeen, Zac came running in my room at 6:15 yelling,"Mom, Santa came!! Santa came!"
I was like....cool, let's sleep some more then check it out. haha.
Not happening. He went and woke Gage up, I had to drag myself outta bed and watch them be all excited about the things Santa brought for them.
Gage said,"Wow, Mom....Santa gave me all the Jackass movies." I said,"Heck yeah, Santa's down, yo." haha.
So after all the ooohing and ahhing, I went back to bed at 8:30 and woke up at 9:30 to Beauty laying in bed next to me, licking me. haha. Sweet girl. :)
Now we're at my sister's house, chilling with them. My aunt Brenda and cousin Ashley came in town last night.

Yesterday, we did Christmas at my mom's. Here are a few more pics. :)

The three sister's; keeping it real, yo.
(We like peace signs and put trouts..a lot! haha.)

The normal picture of us. :)

My mom and Mike; keeping it real. haha. They're so cool!!

Mom and Mike with all their grandkids!

Zac and Lucia.

Me and my sister's kiddos; keepin' it real!! What did I tell you...we like to keep it real!

Awww, cute normal picture of the kiddos!

Gavin and Jack!! Two little cutie pies.

My boy, Gage.

The mom's with their kids.

I can't seem to part with the True Blood dvds.

Goofy face time.

Ohhh, how I love Christmas time and family time!! It's the best!! :)

Yo, yo, what it is?!

That is how Lucia answered the phone yesterday. Thinking it was my aunt Lisa or her girl Rachel calling. But it was my grandma. Lucia was so embarrassed. It was hilarious.

anyways......I just thought that was funny, guess you had to be there.

Sooooooo,
This was me today.
No matter what side I woke up on...it was the wrong side.

I was in a foul mood this morning and I don't know why. The patients were driving me crazy!

But luckily, my co workers got me laughing by the afternoon. :)

I'm so glad tomorrow is Friday. I want to come home from work tomorrow, clean house, do laundry, then just lay around the rest of the weekend. :)

Sounds good, baby!