So, I look at my phone....yes, it's 5:55 in the morning and my phone has the snooze option up.
WHAT?!?!?! My alarm has been going off and there is NO sound?!?
4:15 a.m. That's what time my alarm is set for.
5:15 a.m. That's what time I walk out the door each morning.
5:30 a.m. That's what time I clock in each morning.
FIVE FIFTY FIVE!!! That's what time I woke up this morning.
My day is ruined!
I clocked in this morning at 6:15 a.m.
I woke up at 5:55 a.m.
You do the math.
My scrub pants and top don't match.
They're the same color, but they don't go together.
I'm not wearing deodorant.
My hair is up in a greasy pony tail.
I'm still wiping sleep from my eyes.
Oh, did I mention I didn't brush my teeth?
Sorry, patients! :)
And I didn't put socks on.
Do you know how disgusting it feels to wear tennis shoes with no socks.
So I stole some patients socks we use in the back.....
Sexy, right?
Yep, that's my day so far!!!
This weekend I was doing my Saturday major cleaning ritual. I start at the back of the house and work my way to the other end.
So, I always start in my bathroom. It gets pretty messy, since Zac HAS to bathe in MY bathtub!
Toys everywhere! Soggy, slimy soap stuck to the bottom of the tub!
Shampoo collected around the bottom of the bottle.
I scrubbed my tub, cleaned my bathroom really good, then moved on to my bedroom.
Then the kitchen.
Then I went back to my bathroom to put towels up.
The shampoo was collected around the bottom of the bottle again!!
What the hell?? I just cleaned that!!
Upon further examination, this is what I found:
My sweet Zac thought it would be funny to get a safety pin and poke three holes in my shampoo bottle!
little shit.
Did I mention my BWF is quitting?
*sad face*
BWF stands for Best Worker Friend.
I just made that up :)
She's a stupid hooker.
And she will be missed.
2 comments:
Oh man there is almost nothing worse than that "panic" that happens when you realize you've overslept! Then it throws your whole day off. Good thing you could use the patient socks :) Isn't it nice that next Monday is Labor Day and you can oversleep if you want? :) Of course when you've got the day off is the days you can wake up at your normal time without any alarm clock lol
That Zac :) Such a prankster :)
Sucks about Ashley :( I was just thinking about when I use to take daily breaks with ya'll and how most of the girls that were there are no longer there anymore. I miss those days!
I am gonna miss you so so very much Steph! And don't you worry if I win the lotto or come into some big money I will still no matter how far away I am I will sill give you a shit load of it!:) I love you to death girl! And we will HAVE to continue our movie dates!
Marz, You so need to come up and have one last break with me before I leave:)
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