Just kiddin'

Last night I took the boys out to eat.
Gage, Zac, and Gage's friend Travis....who is practically my son, too.
We went to Logan's Roadhouse because I was craving a steak! :)
The boys starting telling jokes. They were so stupid, you couldn't help but laugh.
So, I'm going to share them with you!

Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt
0 8
(get it? hahaha.)

Q: What do you call a one eyed deer?
A: No idear

Q: What do you call a one eyed deer with no legs?
A: Still no idear

Q: What smells like bananas and is invisible?
A: A monkey's fart

bahahahaha. You gotta love kids' jokes!!

Today is going to be a good day.
It's Friday.
It's payday.
I listened to some Eminem on the way to work today, while sipping on my Skinny Vanilla Latte.
Those four things make me happy! :)

Plus....I'm childfree this weekend...and able to get around with this stupid boot!!! :)

I love my family. :)

A friend of my sister's had to go to Austin last week for some kind of training for her job.

She didn't have anyone to keep her kids during the day while she was training, so Leah and her kiddos went with her. Leah would keep the kids during the day, then they'd go "sight seeing" and what not when her friend got off.

So, one night last week, I received this text message and picture from my sister.

"My son...I'm so proud. Dropped is shorts in the front lawn of the State Capitol in Austin, TX.....and peed."




Yep....that's my little Jack-man, peeing.
Man, I love that kid. haha.

Is that illegal, peeing on the front lawn of the State Capitol?

hilarious

Have you ever seen one of these?

It's a head massager. :) It's pretty awesome.
When you first do it, it gives you goosebumps all over and you cringe away. It takes some getting used to.

Zac died laughing when I first did it to him.
Then I made him a deal. I told him that if he let me do it, five times in a row without laughing or moving, I would buy him some ice cream.
I know, I'm a mean mom. haha.
Here's part of the video of him trying....

Fat Booth!

My sister got a new app on her iPhone. Fat Booth. And let me tell you, we had some fun with it last night!! We went to eat at El Chico's and I could not stop taking pictures of everyone and making them fat! It was so fun.

Of course, I had to share the pics........

Here's me...Marianne, if my face ever gets THIS fat, tell me to stop eating Hot Fries and drinking Dr Peppers! haha.

Gage..his was taken in the car. Too funny!!

Zac was loving this! He took his picture a few times.

Lucia took hers at home. Ewwwww. haha. This one cracked me up!!

But not as much as this one. Man, Jack is so stinkin' cute!! haha. I love this kid!

I think Jack looks like "Lard Ass" from the movie "Stand By Me". hahahaha.

Tuesday! yay!

It's been a good week so far. Which, I guess isn't really saying much...since today is just Tuesday :)

Yesterday was a fun and crazy day at work! Brenda brought her "fart machine" to work with her. It's a little speaker that has a seperate remote. Ashley had it in her pocket and Brenda was pushing the button. Ashley was laughing so freaking hard. Brenda would push the button and make her fart while she was laughing.

I was like....Oh my gosh, Ashley!! What is wrong with you?!?!? haha. FINALLY I figured out it was fake. But it was still funny.

Then they hid it on the nurses station. They hid while looking out a window and everytime one of the nurses bent down, they made the sound. One of the nurses came up to the front and said,"Stephanie! Where's Ashley?? She has some kind of farting machine! Everytime we bend over it makes a pooting sound." haha. I was cracking up!

Good stuff!!

Today one of the nurses brought us some Corn Chowder for lunch and it was so good! With some banana pudding for dessert! YUM!

Saturday the circus was here. I tried to take the boys, but once we pulled up Zackary started FREAKING out!! He didn't want to go!! :( So, we didn't get to do that. I was looking forward to going! I haven't been in a long time!! The last time I went was when I worked at the State Hospital. We took the kids and of course, one of them tried to run off. haha. Good times. We had to chase him down and hold him in the parking lot until one our co workers came to pick him up.

So, needless to say, we didn't get to enjoy that circus!! And before that??? I believe Gage was about 4. So, it's been a long time. I would've liked to go.

Oh well.

So, in the car Gage and his friend Casey were telling riddles. They were some pretty good riddles!

Casey:

There's a dog that has a 5 foot rope tied around his neck, his dog food is 6 feet away. How did he get to it and eat it?

Gage was like, "duh, you didn't say the end of the rope was tied to anything". Wow. I coudn't have figured that out.

Gage:

He who builds it, doesn't need it. He who buys it, doesn't use it. He who uses it, doesn't know he is. What is it?

None of us could figure out the answer to that.

Answer is: a coffin. Pretty good, right?

So, Zac didn't want to be left out. Here's his riddle! :)

A mom buys a boy a Christmas present and tells him he can't use his hands or nails or anything to open it, how does he get it open?

We were all, hmm...I don't know! How Zac??

Answer: He has a little sister and has her open it for him.

hahaha.

d.o.r.k.

Hope everyone is having a great week so far! :)

Lovely.

Isn't it funny when you have strep throat and it hurts really, really, really bad.....and your doctor prescribes you HORSE PILL antibiotics to swallow?????

No. Really it's not that funny.

Isn't it funny when you go to get your registration for your car...you peel off the old sticker then go to put on the new sticker...only to realize you tore off the inspection sticker...because you're a complete idiot????

No. Really it's not that funny.

Luckily my inspection sticker was out anyways...which is why I scraped it off, but it would've been nice to have one to replace it with..ya know?

So, all I have to say is, "Thank God tomorrow is Friday". :)

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And the winner this week is.... one that made me literally laugh out loud....