Tuesday! yay!

It's been a good week so far. Which, I guess isn't really saying much...since today is just Tuesday :)

Yesterday was a fun and crazy day at work! Brenda brought her "fart machine" to work with her. It's a little speaker that has a seperate remote. Ashley had it in her pocket and Brenda was pushing the button. Ashley was laughing so freaking hard. Brenda would push the button and make her fart while she was laughing.

I was like....Oh my gosh, Ashley!! What is wrong with you?!?!? haha. FINALLY I figured out it was fake. But it was still funny.

Then they hid it on the nurses station. They hid while looking out a window and everytime one of the nurses bent down, they made the sound. One of the nurses came up to the front and said,"Stephanie! Where's Ashley?? She has some kind of farting machine! Everytime we bend over it makes a pooting sound." haha. I was cracking up!

Good stuff!!

Today one of the nurses brought us some Corn Chowder for lunch and it was so good! With some banana pudding for dessert! YUM!

Saturday the circus was here. I tried to take the boys, but once we pulled up Zackary started FREAKING out!! He didn't want to go!! :( So, we didn't get to do that. I was looking forward to going! I haven't been in a long time!! The last time I went was when I worked at the State Hospital. We took the kids and of course, one of them tried to run off. haha. Good times. We had to chase him down and hold him in the parking lot until one our co workers came to pick him up.

So, needless to say, we didn't get to enjoy that circus!! And before that??? I believe Gage was about 4. So, it's been a long time. I would've liked to go.

Oh well.

So, in the car Gage and his friend Casey were telling riddles. They were some pretty good riddles!

Casey:

There's a dog that has a 5 foot rope tied around his neck, his dog food is 6 feet away. How did he get to it and eat it?

Gage was like, "duh, you didn't say the end of the rope was tied to anything". Wow. I coudn't have figured that out.

Gage:

He who builds it, doesn't need it. He who buys it, doesn't use it. He who uses it, doesn't know he is. What is it?

None of us could figure out the answer to that.

Answer is: a coffin. Pretty good, right?

So, Zac didn't want to be left out. Here's his riddle! :)

A mom buys a boy a Christmas present and tells him he can't use his hands or nails or anything to open it, how does he get it open?

We were all, hmm...I don't know! How Zac??

Answer: He has a little sister and has her open it for him.

hahaha.

d.o.r.k.

Hope everyone is having a great week so far! :)