Watch this, man.

A while back, Gage showed me this video, because he thought it was freaking hilarious.

I have to admit....it's pretty funny....take a look!











You have to watch this video to understand my next blog. :)

Friday, Friday, Friday.

Link up, play along. :)


1. What I love most about my home is:
It's mine! The furniture doesn't match, I have my boy's drawings hanging on my wall. My decor is little things friends and family have bought me. It's not fancy, but then again, I'm not either....so I love it. :)

2. I'm excited because:
It's Friday.
It's payday.
I'm going to Lucia's dance recital tonight.
Marianne made it home safe from NY. We're meeting up this weekend, so I can hear all about her awesome trip!
I have a date with Gage. We're going to see "Insidious".

3. My preferred method for blowing off steam when I'm frustrated is:
call Leah and complain to her. :) She always makes me feel better.

4. Currently I am craving:
I was craving my Starbucks, Skinny Vanilla Latte and Cinnamon Swirl Coffee Cake, but I got it before work....so I'm good. :)

Like my pictures of my boys, niece, and nephews in the back :)

Part of my lovely desk at work for ya. ;)

5. The thing I love most about my mom is:
She's freakin' awesome. When we all get together we laugh so much. She can joke around and act silly. We can talk dirty and be stupid. She's pretty cool, man.
Happy Mother's Day, mama! ;)

6. If I was going to write a book about my life, the title would be:
I'm not that creative. Let me think about it....and not get back with you. ;)

7. If I were to eat one thing for the rest of eternity it would be:
I wouldn't. So, I'm not going to talk about that right now. :)

Today....

Today, I'm in a good mood. I love when I'm in a good mood. The last couple weeks have been hard. But we're starting Zac on a new medication (and I'm hopeful), I'm caught up on all my bills (well, I will be tomorrow..payday), and I'm feeling good. :)

Today, at work, I received a check in the mail payments for .28 cents. Yes, someone wrote us a check for 28 cents. Wow. Really?

Today, I checked in a little old 80-something woman. She and her cute little 80-something husband were adorable.
It made me think.....
right now, I love being alone. I have my boys, that's all I need. That's all I have time for, really. But what about when they're grown and moved out and dating and don't need their mom anymore...and, and, and....what about then?
Will I be lonely? Or will I enjoy living alone for the first time in my entire life (as in no kids, no husband, no parents) and doing what I want, when I want?
I wonder....

Today, it is Cinco de Mayo.
I think I should celebrate by drinking a nice, cold beer tonight. :)

Today, a guy walked into my work wearing the cologne he used to wear (when we first started "dating"). I loved that smell. I remember lying in bed and being able to smell his cologne on my pillows long after he was gone.
That lingering smell always made me smile and smelling it today brought back a rush of memories.
Isn't it funny how a smell can do that to you?
Bittersweet.
bittersweet.

Today, it is beautiful out! I may have to take my kiddos to the park! :)

Wee Bit Wednesday....a day late :)

{one} when was the last time you used a pay phone (if ever)?
haha, geez....probably like 5 years ago. I remember using one around then, my cell phone died and I didn't have a home phone. I had to call my sister, so I went up to the corner store to use the pay phone....and all I had was a quarter! I didn't know they had upped the calls to like 50 cents or something!! Crazy.
and all I could think of was poor Travis Tritt....He can't sing "Here's a quarter, call someone who cares" anymore. And he can't really sing,"Here's two quarters, call someone who cares"...because that doesn't sound very good, huh?


{two} did you ever fail a subject in school?
For a semester? Yeah. I think I had (have) ADD, I can't focus.

{three} where do you go to get your favorite hamburger/cheeseburger?
Pat's Burger. It's what was for lunch today, as a matter of fact! :)

{four} have you ever served jury duty?
I've had to go to jury duty, but luckily did NOT get picked to serve.
That was the most boring and drawn out thing ever! ugh.

{five} how old were you when you moved out of your parents’ house?
I was 18. Gage was a baby and I felt like I was ready to be on my own with him.
I'm not saying I didn't ever move back, because I did a few times. :)
Thank God for mom's who let you move back home after making a few mistakes. :)

{six} what is your favorite color to wear?
Used to be brown, now it's black or green.

{seven} do you have a pair of shoes that you wear all the time?
My gray Converse.

{eight} do you enjoy talk radio?
I love Kidd Kraddick in the Morning. I listen every morning! :)

{nine} if you could turn one unhealthy food into a healthy one, what food would it be?
Ummm, my Flamin' Hot Fries?? I eat them EVERYDAY!

{ten} who is the best speaker you’ve ever heard in person?
IDK. No one comes to mind.....

True Story, My Friend.

I checked in a patient today that was 50+ years old.

He was wearing a Marvel t-shirt.

I thought....wow, that's....odd.

Then.....

As he was signing his paperwork, I noticed he was wearing a Superman RING!

I'm not kidding.

Then, as I put on his ID bracelet......I noticed he was also wearing a Mickey Mouse watch!!

WTF?!?

This guy was married. Weirdo.

As he walked away.....dude, I'm not joking...he was wearing some kind of Marvel jacket....it was either Green Lantern or The Incredible Hulk...or something.

I don't know.

Crazy, man. Crazy.