Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Slap a ho.

So, now I'm at Leah's, using Lucia's laptop again. Having no internet SUCKS!!!
Me and the boys are just hanging out over here until it's time to head to church.

Yes, I need to start taking my children to church more often.
Once again I took Gage's phone away from him last night. I just wanted to start taking it away at night so he wouldn't be tempted to play on it and stay up all night.
Well, being the good mother that I am (haha) I took a look at his phone.

1. Picture of his girlfriend in a bikini top and short shorts. Uhhh, hello...belly button ring??? You're 14!! Crazy.

2. Picture of another girl (not the girlfriend) with a shirt rolled up under her bra, short shorts, finger in shorts, pulling them down a little. Uhhhhh, seriously??

3. ANOTHER girl...NOT his girlfriend, picture of her in the bathroom mirror with a bra and panties on.

Hello, Parents!!!! Pay attention to what your children are doing!!!
I may be a little too nosey...but my mom wasn't and look at me...I was getting drunk every night at age 16, pregnant by age 17, baby at 18......it's a slippery slope, people!

I mean, do these girls parents not teach them that all 14 year old boys care about is s-e-x?
If they send these suggestive pictures, boys will get the wrong idea...and that is all that they will be to them, from then on out. I mean, really....do boys want THOSE girls as girlfriends??
I think not.
And do these girls think that boys are keeping these pictures to themselves? I can almost guarantee that Gage has showed James these pictures. And other friends as well. I mean, that's what boys do!!!

I'm so frustrated right now.

Girls are too freaking fast.
Parents aren't paying close enough attention.
Boys have hormones...and I HATE it!!!

I haven't been able to think about anything else since finding these pictures last night.
I.AM.FRUSTRATED!!!

I'm about to start calling some moms.
First thing I did.....no more picture messaging on Gage's phone.

He's gonna hate me and call me the devil as soon as he realizes....but a mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta DO!!

but i still love technology!!

So, I finally hooked up my computer last night and guess what....???.....just like my cell phone, the internet isn't working out there. Oh Em Gee. This is ridiculous. Where am I living? The Bermuda Triangle? I'm seriously going through internet withdraws. I need blogger, I need Facebook, I need email. Which no internet would be fine....if my phone had service out in Egypt. But it doesn't. Only in a few select spots of my house does it want to work.
That means, I'm going to have to get a ghetto home phone....for my single-mom-ness protection....and look for an internet service that will work....out in the middle of no where.

It really, really, really sucks when I have sooooooooooooooo much I want to write about!! And I can't...because I'm at work and I'm not supposed to be on here. haha.
anywayssssssss, you will have so much to read when I get back. :) I know you're excited!!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Coyotes and Scorpions and Snakes! Oh My!

Oh, the joys of country life!!

I am so behind on my blog reading and updating!

I got moved in this weekend. Now I'm just unpacking and setting everything up. I haven't set up my computer yet because I know I will get nothing done if I do. :) It's an addiction, really. So, I'm at Leah's right now, waiting for Gage to get done with baseball practice....catching up on my blogging with Lucia's laptop. How sad that my 9 year old niece has a laptop and I don't. haha.

Last night was our first night in the new house. I was very proud of Zac, he slept in his own room all night long! I didn't sleep very well. :( My back is soooo sore from moving! I think I was just too tired and achy and restless.

My landlord is very nice, but kinda weird. He talks A LOT! He talked about the poisonous critters for a good hour. No exaggeration, either.

This morning (at 5:20 a.m.) it was kind of chilly out, so I went to start the car for the boys before I loaded them in. Oh.My.Gosh. Have you ever heard a pack of coyotes howling and hollering together??? It's only about the scariest sound EVER!! Sounded like a bunch of werewolves...I watch too many scary movies. But yeah....it was really creepy. And dark. And loud. And creepy.
Anyone have a gun I could buy.
For real though! I'm considering buying one.
Rattlesnakes? Coyotes? Crazy pyscho killers?
Hey, you never know. It's pretty out there in the middle of no where.
But I do love it. It's peaceful. Very little traffic going up and down the road.
Beauty was out with Gage yesterday, running around, having a good time with all the land. :)

Yeah, I think we'll like it out there. Once I get used to the howling. *shiver*

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Pause

Well, I'm going to have a pretty busy end of the week/weekend, so this is going to be my last post for a while!! I know, I know.....you're used to me blogging like 5 times a day. But as I've said 5 billion times....Kings of Leon tomorrow night! And moving the rest of the weekend!! Hopefully I'll have pretty much everything done by Sunday. :) (yeah right.)

So, at church tonight a choir from another church and came to sing for us. Oh.my.gosh. They were soooo good. One lady sang Rugged Cross and my eyes watered up.....I had to fight back the tears!! It was wonderful! Oh how I wish I could sing! :/

I'm finally getting the title to my Saturn, from my dad! I've been wanting it to sell, because Lord knows I could use the money. But everything happens for a reason, and I believe the reason it has taken my dad so long to get it to me is because......Jauque's van broke down. :(
She has FIVE kids and one step daughter. She and her husband have only one car between the two of them. And the engine cracked. So, I think I'm going to let her borrow my car until she can get their other one fixed.

Speaking of Jauque, Gage's dad called her yesterday. Which is fine. I mean, we've all been friends for years. But it's just the fact that he hasn't talked to his son in 2 months.
Anyways, he calls her and says,"So, how's my son doing?"
Seriously? I didn't know he was aware of the fact that he HAS a son! She was like..."Uhh, I don't know, why don't you call him yourself and find out." His excuse? "I just don't know how to fix it." She says,"Well, YOU'RE a grown man and believe it or not, your son is almost a grown man, figure it out."
I know the reason he stays away (aside from the drugs) is the $20, 000 he owes me in child support. But I've told him numerous times that his son needs a man in his life. I need the money, but that's not what is important.
He just doesn't get it. I am so frustrated. He will never change. And that is sad for my son.
Oh well. At least he has me! :) And my family. We love him more than he'll ever know!! <3
Ohhh, Zackary, you know I love you, too. Gosh, you get so jealous!
haha.

Alright, blog-readers.....this is it. I hope you enjoyed my last post...for AT LEAST 4 days. Oh my gosh!
You can handle it. ;)

Day 30: LAST DAY....finally. ;)

Day 30 of the 30 Day Challenge

Day 30: Whatever Tickles your Fancy

Hallelujah.

It's finally the last day of the 30 Day Challenge. Aren't you so proud of me for finishing something? That's not easy for me, ya know. I'm all about STARTING projects, but not finishing them.

So, it's Wednesday, I guess I'll do Leigh Ashley's Wee Bit post/questions and whatnot......because you know what???....THAT is what tickles my fancy today.

{one} what is your happiest childhood memory?
When we lived in Decatur and I was about 7 or so. Leah was about 10, there was a huge forest/ditch out behind where we lived. People would to dump things they didn't want down there. Couches, dressers, all kinds of stuff. So, me and my sis, along with some of our friends, built a club house in the ditch, surrounded by trees. We rummaged around and brought the best thrown out furniture we could find. Playing in the ditch and at our club house was the best time. Even if our mom made us strip down when we got inside to check us for ticks. Because we usually had AT LEAST one on us everytime. haha. Gross.

{two} what is your middle name?
I don't really tell people my middle name. Until recently. So, I'll go ahead and tell ya...it's Doris. My Mee Maw's name.

{three} what’s the habit you’re most proud of breaking?
I would say smoking. But I'm not sure I can really be proud of that just yet. I just quit on Sunday. Saturday was my last cigarette. I've quit numerous times....I'm just hoping I can do it for real. But man, I've been cranky!

{four} what do you order when you order chinese food?
I usually get hot and sour chicken and vegetable lo mein.

{five} what’s the best bargain you’ve ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
I don't do much garage saling or thrifting. I mean, I have. And it is fun....I just don't really do it much. Can't really think of any bargains.

{six} what’s the best costume you’ve ever worn?
I would say this one. I was Madonna and my ex was Dennis Rodman. I think they were the best costumes EVER! haha.
And I was scared of this Michael Myers! haha.


Man, look at that cigarette in my hand....I sure do want one! Gosh.

{seven} who’s your favorite game show host?
I don't watch Game Shows....unless you count Survivor as a game show. I mean, it kinda is right? I love Survivor and the guy who does that show. He's pretty funny.

{eight} what’s your favorite breakfast food?
I'm not much of a breakfast eater. I mean, I'll eat a Sevi's burrito for breakfast...chorizo, cheese, potato, uhh, hold the egg. Not really breakfast without the egg, but that's what I order. :) Sometimes I eat Blueberry Special K cereal!!

{nine} what’s your least favorite word?
The C-word or the P-word....both referring to the same thing. You know....the vagina...ewww, that word kinda grosses me out too. Really, there's no good word for it.

{ten} describe something that happened to you for which you have no explanation.
Hmmm, nothing really comes to mind at the moment. Let me think about it...and possibly get back to you later. I gotta go pack some more. :)

Peace out.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...