Help me, help me!!!

So, last Friday I was watching "Last House on the Left"...the new one. Have you seen it? It's pretty.....uh, disturbing. I may have blogged about it before, I'm not sure.

Anyways, Gage was at his friend Travis's house and Zac was with his dad.

It's almost 9:00 p.m., I'm watching Last House on the Left and decorating Christmas packages, and I hear a knock on my door! Whaaaat? Who could possibly be knocking at my door?

I live out in the middle of nowhere. It's dark. Beauty is in the backyard, barking.

I never have anyone just show up at my house, especially at that hour. Yes, I'm lame, everyone who knows me knows I go to bed super early!!

I slowly open the door and the first thing I see is a cop car.

Then I see a HUGE police officer. He was kinda scary looking. He has tattoos all over and one tattoo that stood out was the spiderweb on the elbow tattoo.

And I think.....one of my ex-boyfriends and his friends had that tattoo!

It's a trick! It's someone pretending to be a police officer, he's going to come through my door and...and....well, there's no telling what!!! And he could even really BE a cop...but a bad cop! I can only imagine! I watch Snapped! I watch Forensic Files! I watch Cold Case Files! I watch all those shows...I know being out in the middle of nowhere all alone...it's just something horrible waiting to happen!

So, he turns around as I'm opening the door and in his hand he has.....

wait for it

wait for it

wait for it.......

Court papers for my child support. Yes. I get to go to court AGAIN for the $22,000 Gage owes me for child support. He will not be there. What's the point in me going?

Of all the things I imagined that could happen to me....I never thought it would be that horrible!! haha.

just kidding.

But I did get scared when I heard the knock on the door!!